My how you silly humans fall so quickly into medical propaganda. Just today Girl and I were walking around the neighborhood and we saw a man getting off of the train in a face mask. IN CHICAGO.
SWINE FLU??? Really? HAHAHAHAHA! This shit is funnier than the killer bee craze of the mid-eighties.
Oh how I wish I could say that this flu was of my creation. Damn it that would be amazing. But, alas, this virus was most likely created by your own kind, deep in the secretive labs one of your pharmaceutical companies.
Why is it that the dumbest of all species is the one that is blessed with free will and opposable thumbs. Christ.
Well I must be off. Judge Judy is on and that fuckery is just too good to miss.
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